KERGANT PLUS 3 IN 1

hello hello hye hye . apa khabaq sume? sihat atau sakit? berwang atau sempit? ahaha. okay. on one fine day, saya, shif,aisa dan zye planned to have our dinner at bunga raya college. okay la. so here goes the dialogue.

mira : *typing message* aisa, ptg nie kita makan bunga raya nak? sedap koooot. air dia besar. masakan dia sebiji mcm makanan semenanjung.

aisa : *reply text* haa? yeke? okay jugak.

so dinner set. sharp 730pm berkumpul di sakura. oh ya, masih ku ingat it was monday. (aha. ko dh nak separuh menulis baru ko nak bgatu waktu kejadian). it was 7 pm. shif and i just end our prep 2 class which was sgt la membosankan dgn mr.martin. ahaha. so we headed to sakura. on the way....

mira : eh shif nanti sementara tunggu diaorang, kita makan waffle dulu nak. sebab kita janji kul 730 kan. so like ada setengah jam lagi.

shif : okay jugak. isi perut kan. jom la. aku nak choclate. ( ya shif, tak tanya pun ko nak choclate ke vanilla ke twister ke :p )

sesampai di sakura, enak enak menguyah waffle choclate, muncul la si aisa dan zye. haa terpacak ko depan kitaorang.

aisa : lets go baby !!

zye : eeeeeiiii dh mcm bodyguard dh ak tgk. payung sume hitam. ( oh ya, lupa nak bgtau. waktu kejadian : hujan renyai2) (ceh ko mira, lupa sume benda sussah dowh)

dua pasang mata mencari2 gambaran statement tersebut.

mira : ha'ah la. ahahaha. aisa punya sorang je pink colour. okay la aisa. ko jadi tour guide kitaorang la. ahaha.

lapan pasang kaki pun berkawat menuju ke arah kekenyangan. cafe bunga raya !! :) dalam perjalanan....

shif : hahaha, dh mcm nak pergi berkabung kita nie. hitam menyerlah. haha. ( shif, hitam kegemaranku. kergant namaku. :D

okay maka setelah meredah jambatan cinta yang berasaskan tasik buatan unimas, dan dlm mengahrungi air mata langit yang tak sudaha menangis, jgn kau meraung sudah hujan, agak2 dlm 20 minit berjayalah tapak kaki tapaki kaki yang bersaizkan anggran 6-8 ke medan bunga raya. so kami pun bergegas la ke kaunter nak order mknan. time nie, sume pn sibuk tanya, survey , ada yg menganalisa dan membuat statistik makanan. memandangkan terdapat 3 sekawan yang eblum pernah merasa keenakan masakan bunga raya, maka, tiba lah salah seorang drpd nya untuk menjadi comander. :)

aisa : wei, nak makan apa nie wei? mcm mana nak order nie?

zye : ha'ah wei, mcm mana wei.

sejak bila ada character org nama wei pn tak tau la.

mira : haaa, kat sini mee goreng mamak dia sedap gile. sumpah sedap. yg lain pn okay je.

berjalan la kami ke kaunter di mana kami telah bertentang mata dengan seorang gadis yang physicallynya okay, tapi setelah dia mengeluarkan gelombang microoorganisma electron, pergghh, wa ckp lu ar, itu gadis ar manyak amoi ouh.!!!

zye dengan beraninya memulakan langkah meminang.

zye : erm kak, nasi ayam ada tak?

akak : (dengan nada yang sgt agressif) NASI AYAM TAKDE, WESTERN TAKDE.!!!

mira dlm hati ( kak, relax la kak. telinga kitaorang bukannya dekat mesir or amerika smpai nak speed up ur velocity of sound. chill sudah. )

haaa amik ko! dush satu. tak cukup lagi dengan si akak. si adik dtg menyampuk. si adik lagi fres, so lagi power mower laa dia.

si adik : SIZZLING TAKDE, CRISPY TAKDE !!!

Haaaa amik ko. tu diaaaa! dan kami pn membesarkan anak dan ibu mata dengan hormon yang sgt terkejut. telingaaa ni dh bergetar dh taw. tinggal tunggu bunyi mcm msg je. haha. tak cukup lagi kauuuuu...

si akak : kalau nak order tengok menu 1,2,3 nie je, yang kiri dengan yg kanan je eh. sambil dia memusing musing pensil untuk ambil order. sekali patah tgn bersyukur aku. haha

mira : errrmmm, okay la nak mee goreng mamak satu.

si akak : number 57 !!

aisa : nak kuey teow goreng satu.

si akak : number 56!!

shif : mee hailam satu.

si akak : number 58

zye : nasi goreng kampung satu.

si akak : 59!!

then kitaorang pn beredar laaa dr kaunter si gadis hebat tu. perghh. annoying tahap kritikal.

zye : gile mcm dekat wad hospital ouh. nak kena amik nombor segala.

mira : ahaha.

aisa : arrogant gile ouh kakak tu.

zye : kerek giler dowh.

shif : sombong giler nak mati.

aisa : eh arrogant dgn sombong sama kan?

mira : kergant wei kergant.

masing masing menentang mata masing masing. sambil menujukan persoalan yang tak mungkin tercetus.

zye : ahahaha. bole wei bole kergat kergant.

mira : kerek+ arrogant.

shif dan aisa : bergelak sakan ye korang. haahah

so kitaorang pegi la ke kaunter untuk meneguk pulak setelah 15 minit berperang gelombang bunyi dengan si kergant tue.. haha. tiba di kaunter minuman...

mira : nak nescafe ais satu.

aisa : neslo satu.

dan tak tau mcm mana langkah zye dengan shif agak lambat sedikit masa tu, so diaorang landing lambat sikit dekat kaunter minuman. by the time diaorang smpai, air yang kami order telah pun siap. zye dan shif pn baru je nak memulakan order mereka...

zye : neslo satu kak.

shif : neslo satu.

si akak air : tu dh siap.

aisa memandang dgn penuh berhemat. menimbulkan persoalan...

aisa : ni kan saya punya kak..

okay.. dan akak tu pun sama jugak la mcm si kergant tu. buat muka yg sgt berwawasan. terima kasih la ye kak.

then kitaorang pn bayar and cari tempat duduk. sambil duduk sambil kami bercerita. okayla sejujurnya, kami 90% mengumpat. ni sume pasal si kergant tuuu.

okay guys.. cuba teka dh berapa lama kitaorang tgu makanan untuk sampai?? hahaha..

jawapnnyaaa ... adalah dlm satu setngah jam jugak. baru la bole dpt makan. hahaha. maklumla sistem bernombor kan. kenala ikut angka giliran. korang kalau dengar akak tu panggil customer untuk amik makanan, sure bole dpt mimpi terindah. paling kurang pn, perfect lullaby la. hahaha.

demo eh demo..

si akak : NASI GORENG AYAM!!!! NUMBER FIFTY ONE!!!

akak nie kalau ada anugerah komunikasi berkesan memang confirm dapat kak. pergghh dia punya laungan jeritan suara menusuk ke organ2 dalaman sampai aisa yang baru balim dr tandas pn rasa nak pegi tandas lagi. haha. selagi tak terpacak tauan empunya nasi tu, selagi tu dia akan mempertingkatkan sistem jana bunyi dia. hebat kak kergant hebat!

okay cerita sekarang nie, sume dh ada dh makanan. cumaaaa zye punya je belum smpai. bengan tak bengan, dh sepuluh kali lima dh "babi" yang terkeluar secara sengaja hasil drpd hormon yang membara bara.

mira : wei, cuba ko pegi tanya wei.

shif : ha'ah la pa kata ko pegi tanya kergant tu.

aisa : mana tau dia terlupa kot ke apa ke.

mira : mcm mana nanti kalo tiba2 ko pegi dia kata sorry la dik dh takde.

zye : haaa babi goreng ada???

agak terserlah kemarahan di situ ye zye. kami faham. dh la lapar kan. lambat pulak nombor ko nak kena panggil kan. ni kalo basuh baju, 2 kali round dh habis dh kot. hahaha.

so zye pn bersetuju menerima cadangan kitaorang. dia pn menyambut sahutan untuk menemu bual akak kergant tu lagi sekali. ahaha. dlm5 minit dia menemu ramah, langkahnya berpaling ke meja kami duduki.

mira : nape wei?

zye : ko tau dia kata jap eh, tengah nak buat. memang babi la kan. menggelabah cari order ak. nak semak2 buku order pulak tu. pergghh.

sumpah ouh zye muka lu masa tu kan wa ckp ar mcm itu erra fazira masa 6 tahun ouh. (okay mcm mana eh muka erra fazira 6 tahun?)

lama punya lama punya penantian, selamat jugak la smpai nasi goreng tu ke meja kami. tapiiiii.....

makanan zye dh smpai okay la fine la.. dh masuk dua tiga kucing berlari, masukla kau nasi. kedengarannnn..

zye : yucks !!! masin giler dowh!!!!

pergh kergant nie melampau gile. mcm nie sistem ko ye. hmm. so basically kami sume makanmee goreng mamak je sebab yg lain punya order mcm tak memuaskan. tapi serious la, minuman dia kenyang and makanan dia sgt bnyk. ko kalo goreng satu boe, share satu saf jemaah taw. haha. so whats next? jam pun dh pukul 9.15 malam. tak tau our next destination.. tiba2..

bunyi mcm fon aisa...

haa, memang pn bunyi fon diaa.

aisa : huh? ko nak suruh ak dtg timur sekarang? ko tau tak now dh 9.15 wei. malam wei.

lepas letak fon dia pn memberitahu berita kebenaran.

aisa : wei, kampus timur terbakat wei. fakulti fss terbakar. lab terbakar.

mira, shif, zye : huh? biar betul?

zye : ha'ah la wei . tgk sume kereta2 tu sume gerak ke sana kot. wei jom la kita ke sana. jom la. kita mesti ada kat sana. experience kot.

mira : haa jom la jom la. bole bua liputan ke kan. mcm ala ala karam singh walia.

kitaorang pn bergegas ke bwh untuk tunggu bus. tak lama, kami pn menaiki bus and smpai ke kampus timur. kejadian kebakaran memang berlaku and status terbakar adalah sangat teruk. hampir sume nya ranap dan hancur. keadaan sgt gelap so malangnya tak dpt nak men-snap photo :( tapi adalah sedikit slot rakaman api.

AKU DI HANTUI BLUEEEEE!!

jam menunjukkan tepoat 11.52 malam, bersama saya, Amirah Aqilah dalam rancangan baju-baja. haha. okay. hye to everyone. long time no see. hehe. bukan apa, terlalu busy measang tiang rumah dan segala tangga. nak mengukuhkan lagi la katakan. hehe. eversince saya berada di sarawak, timbul satu keinginan yang sgt lah luar biasa. ianya berlaku sejak beberapa hari yang lalu. keinginan untuk mengecapi nikmat yang sgt tinggi. seriously ouh. never feel like this before taw. maybe sebab this is my first attempt. heee. so whats the new thng taht makes me so desirable? its somethng that i never had before and saya pun tak tahu mcm mana bole jadi sgt teruja dan gian kan benda nie. sampai saya rasa and i said to myself " kalo dpt ni will make me so happy" hehe. lately saya asyik usha benda yang berwarna biru sahaja. tak tahu knape. maybe baru dapat hidayah untuk teruja dgn benda biru kot. hehe. especially baju. dia punya excited nak membeli baju berwarna biru melebihi paras 300 dari bawah. haha. maybe sebab2 faktor luaran seperti ramai yang menonjolkan keberkesanan diri dgn warna biru, ataupun faktor dalaman seperti tidak pernah memiliki baju atau benda berwarna biru. hehe. sampai kalo ibu tanay baju raya tahun nie nak pakai warna ape? i straight away ckp " vote for blue" hehe. i guess i really gonna go for it. hehe. nak beli baju biru. seluar biru. kasut biru. and sume pn biru. adoi. pening. whats next? haha. gold maybe. yellow? tunggulah dapta hidayah. haha.

A NEW ADVENTUROUS LIFE IN UNIMAS

hey there people. its been so long that i didn't call u guys up for my bad, sad, worst, big,small,happy,worth and so so on stories. haha. its not that i had demise.(people often say that to me when i'm off) i'm just getting more busy with a lot of so called stuffssssss. haha. well, right after finished my matrics which has caused me a trouble life maker, such a disaster to me yeah, i can sya that. haha. i hate matrics. i was suppose to achieve more than i can but too bad i didnt. haha. amik kau. tu la. orang dh ckp, ikhlaskan diri . bila kita tak ikhlas nak terima sesuatu benda , then it will reflect to us back.haha. anyway, perkara pn dah lepas. haha. result pn dah dpat and keputusan berada dlm sampul surat yang berwarna coklat dan sangatlah buruk. haha. ramai yang dtg dekat saya tanya " hye, buat pe je cutu nie? dh dpt tempat kat ipta ke? apply apa?" bole dikatakan semua yang dijumpai semua akan mengajukan soalan yang sama. at that time rasa mcm nak record je jwpn then evrytime jumpa just click play on. haha. right, so, well, okay, (hahahaha) during the holidays i was involve in a few matters. standard occupation untuk para pra graduan matric akan menempah nama di semua shopping complex or kedai handfon or maybe yang paling banyak MCD . haha. fun to have money yeah !! okay la, i did the same thing to. but i can say that i'm involve in different ways of earning. hehe. John C.Maxwell ckp"if u are about to earn.then make it on your own. or else u will regret later on" i was kinda attracted to the phrase and i was questioning myself about it. just to make it clear.hehe. it means that start a business. haha.(okay sounds mcm nak promote je business i) haha. well, i was doing some education business which benefits a lot. (seriously!) haha. right nothing much to say about the business stuff cz i hate to make it more as people will tag me as "poyo la nak menunjukla" haha. pelik je cz bila kita tak cakap then they will end up saying that we doesnt want to share with them . tapi bila ckp then we'll received those shit form them. haha. and times fly by. i then received an offer letter from UNIMAS . haha. biggy stuff to talk men! haha. it was quite a shocked for me as i didnt apply for the place or even the course itself. haha. okay i was offered a degree course in biotechnology resource with honoured which will make me sit there for 3 yrs. good enough to produce another eye bag. haha. right so i went there on the 3rd july 2010. dengan bangganya saya ingin menyatakan sarawak was nice but unimas is much more "nicer" hahaha. seriously for the whole of my life i never seen such campus. a big campus i must say but the sad thing is that the management and maintanence is sooooo baddddd! haha. rumah mc tongkang pecah. haha. i cant really suits myself there. usually kalo saya dicampak di mana mana bumi pn saya boleh menyesuaikan diri. but this time its so hard foe me . dont know why. haha. and i must say that its an adventurous life staying there. everyday ur life will be like the heart attack patient. surprise news evryday i must say. haha. kdg2, when u're happy on that day bcz u had a late class, then bila bgn, ur roomate will smile to u. we will think taht she's nice but actually she will end up with this dialogue " air tak ada" hahaha. hmmm, so i decide to make a transfer to anyway it may take me as long as i'm near to my hommie. hehe. currently i'm just not ready yet to stay far or going overseas as i wish and as i dream.

the matter called "LOVE"

when u're away..
how i wish u could just stay.

when u're here ..
how i wish u wouldnt dissappear.

though we're apart..
u're never discard.

sometimes i feel like heaven.
the moment i'm with u.
my love begins to widen.
as i fall more for u.

do u hear me?
do u feel me?
i wish u were here every morning.
with a kiss , a hug that splash me away.
i feel like i'm flying.
give me back my fantasy.
cause it kills me .
make it reality.
cause it will be.
no sooner.
no tomorrow.
no a day later.
just make it faster.


i wish u are besides me in the night.
sway with me.
laugh with me.
just stay tight.
cause i never wanna miss ur smile.
cause i never wanna miss ur touch.
cause i never wanna miss ur expression.
ur voice inspire me a lot.
ur guidance courage me.
ur love make it more.

dear love,
can i just have u for eternity?

Ak

you're the only one i put in my life.i never need anyone else like i need you.i really love you and i'll be forever loving you.you're my breath.you're my life.i cant describe this feeling here but i'm very sure its indelible.i love you.



deeply loving you,
-AK-

the return

dear readers,
sorry 4 not updating my blog 4 such a long time.
recently i've something ore important 2 catch up
which determines my life,
i was running,speeding,drift n do evrything i can,
to reach to that golden of our's,
yes,our's..
its a full of dreams n hopes,
n i'm working it out,
n i know it is the only mattert that i'm looking forward,
the most imortant thing 4 me rite now n forever,
so dear readers,will catch u guys later k,
will make a come back soon,
see ya!

HORRIBLE ASSINGMENT.HURM

firstly,i would like to appologize..a millions of appologize cz dh lama x tulis blog..terlampau buzy..hehe
as u all know..sy diberi satu mission yg sgt penting..yes the so called horrible assingment..assingment yg membuatkan sy bekejar ke sana dan ke sini untuk membina reputasi yang baik ..haha..its the bio assingment that i'm talking about..sehari sbelum kami menghantar "kerja" nie ..a lot of things came up..video x bole masuk la..komputer x bole baca la..memangla komputer x bole baca..kena la hantar peg sek dulu. baru bole belajar membace..then komputer x bole mengeja la..mewarna la..melukis la..menaip la..haih..then ade plak masalah hilang document la..hilang information la..haih..dah mcm bank je..kena rompak..haha..dan disebabkan masalh2 yg timbul..konflik antara manusia turut timbul..ahli2 kumpulan,seorang demi seorang mengundur diri dan menyepi..tinggallah dua org makhluk yg bertungkus lumus menyiapkan kerja "KUMPULAN" ..tepat jam 10 mlm kami berdua berlari ke blok atas bukit di mana cyber cafe terletak semata2 untuk burn CD..baik2 dh merancang untuk menunaikan terawih..kena cancel just sebab kerja "kumpulan" nie..hurmm..ape pun thanked god that evrything completed well n successfully received by Pn.Syuriza,our bio tutor lecturer..hope u like it teacher..and thanks 4 all the cooperation n team work (kalo ade) guys..adios..!